Random shit 5:the Auto Rant

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Sup,guys.it was about time that i wrote a new journal after  a long time,hope your new years went well,mine was great.

anyway,i have to get some stuff out of my chest.

1)the Cool Kid aka Nathan James from the Toyota Highlander US Commercials,after watching these ads about the Prick,i'm gonna have to say i would rather drive the Buick Roadmaster than a shitty SUV,that little shit would'nt know a good car if it bit him in the ass!! seriously,that little douche needs to be educated when it comes to cool cars like the Ford GT,the Lamborghini Countach or at least get his ass whupped by his parents.Toyota has made the most materialistic commercial i have ever seen,honestly whoever drives an SUV probably has to compensate for more than his Penis size,this is the same company that is making the Fucking Prius,a car designed by Douchebags,for Douchebags.he believes the old Station Wagons are lame and that SUV's are cool,seriously?that Roadmaster has a detuned Corvette engine with rear wheel drive and seating for 8,what does he have?a shitty V6 engine off a Camry and barely seating for 4 including his tiny ass.Toyota,please cut the bullshit and start making real cars again like the Supra.

2)the Lexus LF-A:
where can i begin with that clusterfuck of a supercar?the fact that it took 9 years to make?the 500hp V10?the insane 300,000 pricetag?the fact that it looks worse than a Nissan GTR?all of the above,i really dislike the looks of this thing,i don't care what they say, the LFA is ugly as hell,it looks like a Front engined Rear wheel drive car but the damn thing is mid-engined.the pricetag is insane,for that kind of money i could get a Ford GT,a Lamborghini Countach and have left over for a freaking plasma monitor with home entertainment system instead of an overhyped Toyota Supra wannabe!

3)Fiat's rumored plans of selling Alfa Romeo to Volkswagen-Audi Group:
Fucking Volkswagen,don't you bastards have enough car companies to actually consider another one,you already own Seat,Skoda,Lamborghini,Audi,Bugatti,Bentley and part of Porsche and managed to shit all over them,you guys are the Disney Corporation in car form,you want to buy everyone and fuck them up!!
where's the passion,soul,heart?not gonna find much with their latest offerings,even the Bugatti Veyron is boring despite it being a over engineered Bentley that can go over 260 miles an hour but it cannot turn a simple corner.
and now you want Alfa Romeo too? Fiat isn't doing much either since they have Chrysler as its bitch now,i have a bad feeling these new Fiats will rust as bad as the old models(not hating on Fiat,btw.just saying) and Lancia didn't make a great car since the Delta Integrale nowadays.
well,here's to hoping that Fiat becomes a success in the US and actually bring the Abarth Brand models as well,the 500 is a great start for its return...

i guess that's it,if you got offended by this rant i'll have to say i'm sorry,but i have to use my right to freedom of speech.
later guys.
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Jadongcha's avatar
I am *not* stickin' my head in this fire! I have opinions about cars and companies all over, but I ain't goin there, or I'd be here all week. Anyway, thanx for the fave.